ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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