I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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