He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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