Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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