what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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