I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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