Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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