Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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