The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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They have beer where we have blood.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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