Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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