the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize