ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
