I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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