she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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