Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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