I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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