So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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