Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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