She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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