I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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