I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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