Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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