I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize