the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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