So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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