I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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