It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize