I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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