Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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