wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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