Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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