We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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