No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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