Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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