I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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