Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
