Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize