On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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