the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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