Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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