still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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