dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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