they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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