Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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