I'm lost and stupid without you.
Non-Jews are for practice
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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