What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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