I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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