We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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