ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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