Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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