there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
