Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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